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Welcome to the Happy Healthy Life!

At Happy Healthy Life, we have curated unique solutions for our many Happy Healthy Clients.


We go beyond temporary fixes by empowering you with the knowledge and tools to maintain a HAPPY LIFE with HEALTHY METABOLISM.

Welcome to the Happy Healthy Life!

At Happy Healthy Life, we have curated unique solutions for our many Happy Healthy Clients.


We go beyond temporary fixes by empowering you with the knowledge and tools to maintain a HAPPY LIFE with HEALTHY METABOLISM.

Your journey towards lasting health and happiness starts now!

Having a metabolism and weight issue can manifest in various ways


Many people sadly live their life far below the health and abundance threshold, because of poor self-image as a result of their weight, chronic illness, and other preventable health conditions.

  • Constant struggle with weight: Difficulty losing or gaining weight despite efforts.

  • Low energy levels: Feeling fatigued and sluggish throughout the day.

  • Uncontrollable appetite: Dealing with food cravings and feeling hungry often.

  • Body image concerns: Feeling self-conscious or unhappy with one's body due to weight-related issues.

  • Low metabolism-related complications: Slower metabolism can impact digestion, energy levels, and overall metabolic health

    The list goes on...

We exist to create real change that will directly translate into happier and healthier people.

Our Services

Happy Healthy Thin 90 Days Program

Frustrated with losing weight?
You can get your body back in 5 weeks.

OUR THIN METHOD IS INDIVIDUALLY CUSTOMIZED JUST FOR YOU!

H2 Weight Loss Jumpstart Challenge

H2 Metabolism Kickstart Masterclass

Ready to conquer your weight loss
journey? Join our H2 Metabolic Kickstart Challenge on May 21-23, 2024 and unlock the secrets to sustainable weight loss. Say goodbye to frustration and hello to real results! 💪 Don't miss out – reserve your spot now!

Ready to conquer your weight loss
journey? Join our H2 Metabolic Masterclass on June 25, 2024, 7PM CT and unlock the secrets to sustainable weight loss. Say goodbye to frustration and hello to real results! 💪 Don't miss out – reserve your spot now!

Happy Healthy Online Shop

See our latest Happy Healthy Products exclusively from our Online Store

The Happy Healthy Life Podcast

We believe that you have the power to overcome the mental battle of losing weight and achieve the life you deserve. Listen To The Happy Healthy Podcast

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Why should I enroll in the Membership Program?

Enrolling in the Membership Program offers numerous benefits for your health and well-being.

By joining, you'll gain access to a supportive community, receive ongoing coaching support, enjoy exclusive discounts on programs, retreats, and products, and have continued access to our membership dashboard.

It's the perfect way to maintain your progress, sustain your motivation, and ensure long-term success on your wellness journey.

What will I receive when I enroll in the Membership Program?

When you enroll in the Membership Program, you'll receive a wealth of resources and benefits. These include continued access to our vibrant Facebook community, exclusive discounts on all our programs, retreats, and products, ongoing coaching support from our expert team, access to all LIVE office hours where you can ask questions or submit your questions and unlimited access to our membership dashboard. It's a comprehensive package designed to empower you with the tools and support you need to maintain your happiness, health, and metabolism goals.

Will I still receive a custom kit if I enroll in the Membership Program?

Yes! As a valued member of the Membership Program, you will continue to receive the benefits of our custom kit.

We understand the importance of providing personalized resources to support your journey. Your custom kit will complement the ongoing guidance, coaching, and resources available within the Membership Program, ensuring you have everything you need for continued success.

What is the cancellation policy for the Membership Program?

We want you to have flexibility and control over your membership. If you wish to cancel your Membership Program membership, simply reach out to our customer support team. They will assist you with the cancellation process and address any questions or concerns you may have.

Do I pay a one-time fee or a monthly subscription for the Membership Program?

The Membership Program operates on a monthly subscription basis. This allows you to access all the ongoing benefits, support, and resources provided by the program. Details about the pricing and subscription options can be found on our website or by contacting our customer support team.

If I am currently enrolled in the Happy Healthy Thin program, should I still purchase the Membership Program?

Absolutely! When you purchase the Happy Healthy Thin program, you have membership access for 3 months or 90 days from the date of purchase.

By purchasing the Membership Program, you will have continued access passed the 90 days or 3 months. 

The Membership Program is specifically designed to support individuals who have completed the Happy Healthy Thin program. It serves as a natural extension of your journey, providing ongoing support, resources, and benefits to help you maintain and build upon your progress. The Membership Program offers exclusive access to a supportive community, continued coaching support, discounts, and access to the membership dashboard, ensuring your ongoing success and well-being.

Our Services

Happy Healthy Thin 90 Days Program

Frustrated with losing weight?
You can get your body back in 5 weeks.

Our THIN Method is Individually customized just FOR YOU!

H2 MetaboliSM Kickstart Masterclass

Ready to conquer your weight loss journey? Join our H2 Metabolic Kickstart Challenge on May 21-23, 2024 and unlock the secrets to sustainable weight loss. Say goodbye to frustration and hello to real results! 💪 Don't miss out – reserve your spot now!

Ready to conquer your weight loss journey? Join our H2 Metabolic Masterclass on June 25, 2024, 7PM CT and unlock the secrets to sustainable weight loss. Say goodbye to frustration and hello to real results! 💪 Don't miss out – reserve your spot now!

Happy Healthy Online Shop

See our latest Happy Healthy Products exclusively from our Online Store

The Happy Healthy Life Podcast

We believe that you have the power to overcome the mental battle of losing weight and achieve the life you deserve. Listen To The Happy Healthy Podcast

Who are The Happy Healthy Guys?

Rob Vasquez and Randall Johns: The Happy Healthy Guys are all about teaching people TRUE Health principles to help people live a Happy Healthy Life!

After Johns recovered from late-stage cancer via integrative means, the two came together to become lifestyle entrepreneurs with the goal of empowering and equipping people with the tools necessary to live a happy healthy life.

The duo travels all over the country speaking and educating both regular people and doctors, informing them how to best take care of the body among all the confusion about what constitutes “healthy,” from nutrition and exercise to treating disease

Who are The Happy Healthy Guys?

The Happy Healthy Guys are all about teaching people TRUE Health principles to help people live a Happy Healthy Life!

After Johns recovered from late-stage cancer via integrative means, the two came together to become lifestyle entrepreneurs with the goal of empowering and equipping people with the tools necessary to live a happy healthy life.

The duo travels all over the country speaking and educating both regular people and doctors, informing them how to best take care of the body among all the confusion about what constitutes “healthy,” from nutrition and exercise to treating disease

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With the Happy Healthy THIN Membership Program, you can continue metabolic healing and achieve your ultimate health goals.

Our program is designed to help you keep up your momentum, with the following:

  • 90 days of ongoing support from our team

  • Password Secure Online Members ONLY Access

  • Exclusive Access to H2 Virtual Facebook Group

  • Members ONLY- Discounts on all future program purchase

  • Weekly office hours

Testing & Assessing

At H2T we use specific, non-invasive assessments in order to individualize our approach and your recommendation. No two people have the exact same metabolic requirements. Because of this, proper metabolism assessment is vital to producing predictable results and creating consistent clinical outcomes. Our metabolic disruptor assessment gives us critical data about your specific metabolism. This equips us with a custom framework to work from. Once we identify your metabolic disruptor type then our personalized THIN METHOD is administered. It makes losing weight super simple and easy. No more guesswork. This is why we can offer a money back H2T guarantee and stand behind our results without exception. Customization is the real difference maker and the future of metabolic healing and losing weight.

HORMONE BALANCING

We live in a very toxic world and a toxic burden can wreak havoc on your endocrine system and metabolism. There are literally thousands of chemicals we are potentially exposed to on a daily basis. These toxic chemicals can build over time and accumulate in our body tissue. A congested endocrine system and a sluggish metabolism, due to toxic overload, can make losing weight an uphill battle. Our customized formulations support the body’s natural ability to remove toxins and help support the inherent detoxification pathways and systems your body depends on to create homeostasis.

INTERNAL CLEANSING

We live in a very toxic world and a toxic burden can wreak havoc on your endocrine system and metabolism. There are literally thousands of chemicals we are potentially exposed to on a daily basis. These toxic chemicals can build over time and accumulate in our body tissue. A congested endocrine system and a sluggish metabolism, due to toxic overload, can make losing weight an uphill battle. Our customized formulations support the body’s natural ability to remove toxins and help support the inherent detoxification pathways and systems your body depends on to create homeostasis.

NUTRITIONAL INTELLIGENCE (NuQ)

Customized food choices and food timing can have a huge impact on health. Our NuQ technique uses your metabolism disruptor type to find out what REAL foods are best for you and the healing of your metabolism. What is REAL food? REAL food is food that does not have artificial colorings, flavorings, and preservatives. We like to say that we will help you to S.E.R.F. for your food. Simply. Eat. Real. Food.

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